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Hiring: Front-End Developer at Newism -
This one’s for all the Aussies in the house. A full-time role in Newism’s Newcastle city office. They’re seeking a front-end developer with a solid understanding of HTML, CSS, and JS. The ideal candidate, among other things, “signs up to every new web app known to man, just because they have a nice splash page.”
These months have flown by. I can’t believe I found someone who makes me this happy. I cherish every moment spent together and it makes me appreciate life and our relationship even more.
Hello former lover - your new name is OTHER. How dare you treat as if I was anything other than the virtuous gift that I am for my value is priced far beyond rubies - why didn’t I know that? You left me a former shell of myself. All of those years of lies and fooling myself into an IDEA of what I wanted you to be rather than what you are - has left me empty and bitter. I don’t know how to be myself anymore, or even if myself is myself. And I hate you for making me question that.
When you found me, you found a good thing - stuff and all. I owe you a lot, and now that I got my power back, I promise to pay you back nice and easy. But don’t get too excited OTHER - for now, I look for ANOTHER. And this NOTHER, will never be an OTHER because he will appreciate my beauty and all of the things that make me the queen that I am - throne, stuff, and all.
A tractor-trailer hauling industrial printer cartridges rolled over this morning on the ramp from Route 128 North to Interstate 95 North in Peabody, spewing ink across the roadway.
haha this is cute
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